And what I found looked like someone's well-loved (past tense) "Surf's Up" version of an M38.

In fact, the Jeep had been stripped of nearly all of its military kit, with the notable exception of the side-view mirror (which is the nicest part of the whole truck) and the addition of a late WWII Jeep tow-bar bumper modified to a ball hitch. Even the tool box under the right front seat was gone! Four flat tires (naturally) an enormous fender top-mounted roll bar only suitable for holding the aft end of the bikini top (or for securing the hawser of a cruise ship), a gigantic side by side bus seat mounted high in the rear for Granny (a la Beverly Hillbillies) and high back bus driver seats up front. Now, if you're formulating a mental image of all of this, add to that, a tired sky blue paint job with some yellow (and rather well done) TONKA stickers where the hood numbers would have been. Underneath that paint beats the heart of a warrior, but between that warrior heart and multiple layers of paint (green, red, white, medium metallic blue) is about 55 gallons of Bondo, topped off with a 70's version like Rhino Coat inside (probably just undercoating) and in places the remnants of boat carpeting here and there. Somebody just loved the $&% out of this jeep and then.... they moved on.
Predictably, and after I provided many constructive opportunities for my son to give it the thumbs-down, my son gave it the thumbs-up. So we trailered the thing home and wrestled into place where it sits in the place of honor in my driveway.
Today we started in clearing away the wreckage. Dead battery - GONE. Roll bar - GONE. Bikini top - GONE. Tons of detritus - GONE. It's beginning to look more like a Jeep and less like a disco inferno though I must admit, I do already miss some of the party barge atmosphere..
Next upcoming project - assess the bearings and brakes and turn it into a smooth roller.
Cheers,
TJ